Earth Angel
Andrew Gold
He was born on a summer day 1951
And with a slap of a hand
He landed as an only son
His mother and father said what a lovely boy
We'll teach him what we learned
Ah yes just what we learned
We'll dress him up warmly and
We'll send him to school
It'll teach him how to fight
To be nobody's fool
Oh what a lonely boy
Oh what a lonely boy
Oh what a lonely boy
In the summer of '53 his mother
Brought him a sister
And she told him we must attend to her needs
She's so much younger than you
Well he ran down
Let It Out, Davey
Davey: What the heck is happening right now?
Footlocker guy:
Something that should have happened 20 years ago.
Radio:
Time to cry, Davey, over.
Davey:
What? Get out of here, I'm leaving...
GNC bottle:
You can run from Whitey, but you ain't gonna run from us.
Footlocker guy:
We all heard what happened at the skating rink today,
When Whitey brought up your sad past,
You snapped and walked away,
Well maybe they're on to something that you should give a try,
Go ahead and let it out and have yourself a cry
Wooden child soldiers:
Let it out, Davey
Davey:
Aw, shut your wooden mugs
Dress:
Let it out, Davey
GNC bottle:
Would you check out her bazugs!
Davey:
You want me to deal with pain,
Well cheers is what I say!
GNC bottle:
This is stuff that numbs the pain,
It don't make it go away
Candy box lady:
You try to act so tough
Footlocker guy:
But you just live a liiiie!
Dress:
Why don't you show your feminine side and have yourself a cry
(GNC bottle howls)
Java cup:
Let it out, Davey
Davey:
I'll pour you down the sink
Chair:
You gotta do it, Davey
Davey:
Ya'll can bite my dink
You lame-o's and lo-mo's are wasting your time,
Makin' me sit here,
'Cause nothing you can say or do,
Will make me shed a tear
Panda:
He possesses a strong spirit,
And won't let down his guard
Footlocker guy:
So now we'll bring in the big guy,
His beautiful Chanukah card
Radio:
Take it Davey, might have money in it, over.
Davey's Dad:
Happy Chanukah, to our wonderful son,
Davey's Mom:
You fill our lives with joy
Both parents:
Don't ever change the way you are,
You beautiful, 12 year old boy