Mamma Got Ass
A pudgy person somehow did appear
Seems lately all I've eaten sugar and fat
It's getting obvious that's not where it's at
A big pot and tripley chin
Oh what condition my condition was in
Laughing at myself at what a crying shame
What ever happened to my Greek godly frame
Cyclamates juicy steaks, sweet things too
Aren't always good as they seem
Doughy lumps, stomach pumps, enemas too
That's what you get when you eat that way
I read a book on organic foods
Jumped on a health food kick
Put me in the mood
You ma
No Good Lover
He's a no good lover
Baby I tried him out
He's handsome and he knows how to use it
And he doesn't take a "no" for an answer
Like a catcher in the rye he nags till you die
His flatter makes you fall
But don't expect to have a ball
He's a no good lover
Baby I've tried him out
He's - na - na - na - na - na
He's a no good lover
Baby I've tried him out
He's - na - na - na - na - na
On the beach you'll see him showing off badly
With a golden look he conquers your best friend
And she has to say yes to her new excess
America's, by far, most miserable man
He's a no good lover
Baby I've tried him out
He's - na - na - na - na - na
He's a no good lover
Baby I've tried him out
He's - na - na - na - na - na
He's a no good lover - na - na...
He's a no good lover
Baby I've tried him out
He´s a no...
He's a no good lover
Baby I've tried him out
He's - na - na - na- na - na
He's a no good lover
Baby I've tried him out
He's - na - na - na - na - na